myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

(via monicaraphernelia)

  • Bernie Sanders: It is unacceptable that the typical female worker made $1,337 less last year than she did in 2007.
  • Republicans: Hey, it's not our faults Eve ate that apple and cursed all women ever. We're just carrying out the Lord's punishment ://
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